Team Fat Faggot Fuckers vs The Team of Trained Enlightened Enchanted Experts.

I did not try/work that hard on this story. It originally was supposed to be stupid and a joke, but it has developed into a short-story.




Today, Thursday, February 16th, from 4:00 to 5:00, Void's team was slain in battle. His team consisted of Devil'slawyer (or some shit), Void himself, and his gay emo lover, Sasuke. His team was defeated by our team of mercenaries, that Rogu guy (idk his name and can't access the page at this time), myself, and Cyborg Mercenary Tao. How did this happen? You'll have to wait and see. The war raged on for quite some time, and neither side could gain an inch on the other, but in the end, one team must emerge victorious, yes? Yes.

Void's team thought it'd be wise to try to prove that their team was superior, but we all know he was full of hot air, and probably gas, millions of pounds of food, and whatever else is inside of Void. Could Void really defeat his opposition? Hell no. But lets see Void's downfall anyway. Aided by his allies, Mercenary Tao prepared for the worst, his only threat was really Void, since everyone else was pathetically weak.










Beaner Brigade Special: The Fat Faggot Fuckers vs the Trained Team of Enchanted Enlightened Experts.




Void was constantly hit by Dragon Ball Tao feats, and could not counter them. He attempted to, but Tao was too swift, powerful, durable, and flexible. He tried making lies and denying facts, and failed to support evidence to give himself a good defense. Devil's Lawyer was spouting out nonsense and "wanking the Naruto universe" while Rogu guy proved him wrong with clever math and was backed up by the facts I showed them all, which blinded Void, and his arteries clogged.



It was then that Void attempted a bold attack against us, and he rushed forward, charging us all, I was knocked down, and so was Rogu guy, but Void hit one of Tao's afterimages, which Sasuke failed to pick up on with his stupid special eye ability that failed. Devil'sLawyer, Rogu guy, and I were trampled and flattened by the Void, and we were thrown into a crater called the "Void" that Void himself created by jumping 2 inches off the floor.





Assessing the situation, Tao said "Stay down, and don't worry, I've got this." He quickly pulled out his knife, and slashed Void's layer of fat, which then started rippling, and devouring the knife. Tao had to quickly detach it, and he planted a grenade in one of Void's rolls before flipping away with mach 14+ speed.
The grenade exploded, but Void's rolls contained the explosion with no damage done to him. Void jumped 3 inches off the ground and a crater was created, Tao was knocked down and fell inside, and Sasuke attempted to do his faggot attack that holds a person down, but it failed! It was then that Los threw his poop at Void, and Bob called Void out on being a lying faggot.

Bob and Los sat down and had a picnic, eating their vegetables that Riley created with XP's Mexican seasonings added. Void got hungry and distracted, and attempted to climb out of the crater, but it was just too much. Sasuke rushed to Void's aid and attempted to lift him out. It was then, that Void tried to lie again and say he never used Wiki to fight Los's Sesshomaru, but Wiki Wonders showed up and proved Void was wrong.



Wiki bestowed upon Mercenary Tao the link to a Wikipedia article about Void, and his weakness. Having been imbued with this knowledge, Tao knew Void's weakpoints: His legs! Wiki threw his cane to Tao, and Tao used it to hook onto Void's legs, tripping him and causing him to land on top of Sasuke, where Void crushed him and continued falling until he reached the Earth's core. Tao helped Rogu guy up and myself, but Rogu guy said he must go on his way now, for he belongs to some other forum, and he took the dead body of Devil'sLawyer with him as a trophy.



Victory belonged to The Trained Team of Enlightened Experts. Once word got out that Void had been defeated, everyone at FR decided to throw a party. Aak: "Isn't this great Mikey? The Fat Faggot Fuckers that have been trying to fuck all the men in the clan are gone!" Mikey: "......... No.... it's not great....... " Mikey walked away, with his head down, a tear fell down from his eyes which were not visible. "I must go now..." Mikey walked to the site where the Great Crater was and broke down on his knees and wept. He swore revenge for Void and wanted to exact his revenge...




*Later that day* Mikey: "AM PISSED. YOU GUYS KILLED VOID. AM FURIOUS. AM GONE FIGHT FOR VOID'S HONOR!!!" A drunk Bob emerged from under the bed's covers, where he was "doing" one of the millions of girls he gets. Bob: "Oh shut the fuck up, this is old you faggot." Los: "omfg who invited my mother to this party, now I can't rub to this porno Bob is doing with that girl." Mikey: "..... Am sad... am go away now......"






Void, having plunged into the dephs of the Earth, can no longer harm the world with his ill-doings and his weight is no longer a menacing hazard to be feared, for PPV, Ragu guy, and Tao have dispatched this threat. The group disbanded and decided to return to their original squads/clans. Tao left, Rogu guy left, and I went back to the Beaner Brigade. With peace restored to the Earth, and all who were plagued by the Nartutards freed, we can all carry out our lives without fear that a Narutard will rise and attempt to spread the retard disease around even further... They spread like STDs... But for now, we are safe from these horrible epidemics. Stay tuned in until next time, for another exciting episode of The Beaner Brigade.

wow, thats all I have to say

ppv i did not lose shit lol I had to go yet you got all excited you couldn't even come up with your own argument at first you went to forums lol so I followed along with you and I saw you pick out the bias parts of the forums for your own argument and counter them I countered them like each time you said something you just ignored it and spammed over it lol why? Because you are PATHETIC you get so angry over the smallest things and you can't deny it because you felt the need to make a post on an argument that you didn't even put much into you brought up things from like so long ago lol and if thats the way you want to play I could always do the same

Also you lose the argument due to IGNORANCE because you know nothing of Naruto you just bias anyone in DB DBZ and DBGT over anyone lol and like I already said the wiki thing was because los gave me a link and asked me to read it and denying facts and making up lies? another reason you are pathetic because you dont watch or read naruto so how can you know what is a lie and what is the truth?

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Also you lose the argument due to IGNORANCE because you know nothing of Naruto you just bias anyone in DB DBZ and DBGT over anyone lol and like I already said the wiki thing was because los gave me a link and asked me to read it and denying facts and making up lies? another reason you are pathetic because you dont watch or read naruto so how can you know what is a lie and what is the truth?

WTF YOU CALLED ME PATHETIC FOR NOT WATCHING NARUTO? THAT DEFIES LOGIC.


And I went to find information elsewhere so I could see how things would play out. And you did the same thing. You went to the exact same forums I did and started copy and pasting info that was said by Devil Lawyer, the very guy you made fun of before you went to the forum and started copying info from him. Everyone on that site said Tao would win, everyone in FR says Tao would win, the evidence of his feats back up the claim that Tao is superior, and the scans that Ragu Guy mentioned in the Manga prove that most of what Devil's Lawyer said was a lie.

Lol well that's not true saying "EVERYONE IN FR" you always seem to screw up your arguments when you start it with "EVERYONE IN FR" example: "EVERYONE IN FR LOVES ME" lol Also you are pathetic for calling me a liar to a argument you are ignorant too

That was a story element. The story is (mostly) fiction. 80% of FR was not even present when this happened.

Ah lol okay. well I like the topic in main so my bad if I take years to respond to this

wow......

i love how this shit is stupid as fuck

ikr

Stupid beaner replies to a dead topic. ***Locked***