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PostSubject: Tales of the Cunt   Tales of the Cunt EmptySat Oct 29, 2011 10:30 pm

No one but Bob may add to this story, comments are valid on how to make it better etc.
Chapter 1 : the Cuntendrils draw near.
It was a normal day in FR, gem was being gay, los and void fighting over cloud and squall, bob was sitting there watching, riley was trying to get online girls. That was until the tendrils appeared in FR and attacked ruthlessly. It was a massacre, sky was impaled and raped in front of us all. XP screamed in fright and ran for his life as the tendrils went for him to "capture and save his and jungle cunt's friendship". Los appeared and slashed the tendrils away with a smirk. Void started to attack when masta jumped into the fray and grabbed him from behind. "AH IZ GUNNA THROW SOEM JUVI KIDS AT YAH VOID FAGGOT, UNBAN ME FAGGOT LOL". Mikey seeing his master in peril challeneged masta to a brawl. "AM MIKEY AM THE BEST LINK!!!!" Masta:"EY YO MIKEY YOU A GAY NIGGA AHLL RAEP YA GOOD,WANNA CYBER?" Bob slashed through the tendrils hoping to find his friends, as he searched he saw a figure approach him. It was a cloaked figure, it stared at bob with a stare that would haunt your dreams with dying baby fetuses crying. Los, seeing the figure ran torwards it to find out his/her purpose, saw bob being attacked by the tendrils of the cunt. Out of no where the figure blasted the cuntendrils with an energy blast. The figure laughed at the tendrils, and bob fell to the ground laughing insanely. Gem, still watching sky being raped heard a scream.
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PostSubject: Re: Tales of the Cunt   Tales of the Cunt EmptySat Oct 29, 2011 10:47 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Tales of the Cunt   Tales of the Cunt EmptySat Oct 29, 2011 11:51 pm

LMAOOOOOO
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PostSubject: Re: Tales of the Cunt   Tales of the Cunt EmptySun Oct 30, 2011 12:18 am

Chapter 2: Allies infested? Race to rid DK of the tendrils, Brace yourself Fr!
The figure spoke to los in a cool demeanoer, "Los, take bob and go, pikru herself will be here soon with her cunters. Los laughs and says" I can easily take them, ah be da greatest nigga eva, AH AHM THE BEAST FROM DA EAST NIGGA". A power surge caused an earthquake, Los and gem got a surprised look on their faces. Bob began to laugh again and spoke in a forboding tone "THEY COME TO END US, THE FINAL REBELLION MOST HAPPEN, DO NOT WAIT TO DESTROY THE ENEMY, OR WE WILL ALL DIE." The figure disappeared, and Gem and Los began to move forward with Bob walking behind them. The tendrils dissappeared as Sky's lifeless body fell to the ground, Void looked around him and saw nothing but butchered bodies. XP layed on the ground hurt, Masta and Mikey still "brawling", Yoshi still masturbating to gay porn. Void could not see his brother, Los, nor Bob, he started to worry that the tendrils got them, when out of no where Tulat appeared. His body was battered, it looked like he was jumped by 300 niggers. "Void, she has joined us and has taken over the minds of my members.......help us....." Tulat passed out from his wounds. Void,surprised at the news began to call the members of FR. "ALL MEMBERS OF FR WHO CAN HEAR ME OUR ALLY, DK, IS INFESTED WITH PIKRU, IT IS TIME WE GATHERED AND ATTACKED!" The call rang throughout FR, everyone hearing it. What shall become of DK?
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PostSubject: Re: Tales of the Cunt   Tales of the Cunt EmptySun Oct 30, 2011 3:32 am

Chapter 3 SP faggotry going to far!?
Void ran for DK as fast as he could, but first he knew what had to be down, he would have to go into SP territory, he must get scarlet and protect her. He travels with the utmost speed hoping to aVOID a confrontation. As he clears to an open filed he sees two figures approach him. "LOL WTF ITS JACKAL" riley yelled popping out of the bushes from behind void. "Riley is correct Void, I also brought along kyle and your dear beloved Scarlet, We are here to kill you."
Kyle cut himself and licked he blood. Void looked at them with disgust. thinking to himself "Why are they bringing scarlet into this?" Jackal and kyle began to dance with each other in a very homoerotic fashion. Void:"Lolwut?" A flashing light ERUPTED from the two faggots as the two became one. Emerged from the light came a being void did not recognize. "We are neither Jackal or Kyle. WE ARE KYACKAL!" An emo aura made an assault on void trying to turn him emo, but Void defended himself with an energy barrier. Kyackal getting desperate grabbed Scarlet by the throat, "I'll kill her Void, give in to my demands or the girl gets ravaged." Void layed down his sword. Out of no where Riley pops out again "LOL NO VOIDS ITS A TRAP, YOU RETARD BAN HER BEFORE LOS GIVES THE WEEABOO MOD. GO VINE WHIP" Riley grabs scarlet and takes off the disguise to show that it was only earl.
Void:"Kyackal, you tricked me huh? Laughable, now lets see you aVOID my powers now"
Void took his sword and vanished into a void in space. Suddenly wounds appeared on Kyackal, cuts to be exact. Kyackal:"WTF I DIDNT DO THIS TO MYSELF YET I WAS PLANNING TO CUT LATER, WHO IS DOING THIS, VVVVV....OID?!"
It was too late for an answer as Kyackals head fell to the floor cut clean off from his body.
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PostSubject: Re: Tales of the Cunt   Tales of the Cunt EmptySun Oct 30, 2011 4:00 am

Chapter 4 Fuck the names of MLP

Bob ran from Los and Gem afraid of what he might do, for soon insanity would over take him.
Slowly he ran as the waves of insanity attacked him. Attacked by everything he hated pissed him off. Images of gay ponies surrounded him, as King approached Bob with a smirk, he summoned rainbow testicles to attack Bob. Bob gets hit by the gay rainbow spinny shit. Bob began to freak out, thinking it was an illusion began to attack king. But some magic barrier protected him, another pony appeared from behind him, some purple bitch called cuntpie sparkly penis. Bob summoning as much spirit energy he could did a Spirit gun and killed off rainbow testicles, he then did the same with cuntpie sparkly penis, killing her off too. King not wanting to sacrifice his daily sex with ponies ran like a bitch. Bob fell down in exhaustion. The insanity had passed for the time being. A figure approached him and yelled "hey bob". It was void, void told bob how jackal and kyle fused and that they were in SP. Bob wondered on who else they would have to face here in the faggot lands of Sucking Penises.
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PostSubject: Re: Tales of the Cunt   Tales of the Cunt EmptySun Oct 30, 2011 4:21 am

Chapter 5 Gorrilos' anger
Los sent gem back to the FR ands to guard while he went forward on. As he travered through the jungle with the speed of a black man, he saw the love of his life. Her name was sara. Sara was surrounded by some weeaboo emos wanting to use her body for messed up shit. Los unleashed his innder gorilla and went ape shit on them. Pounding them into the ground with his hands. slapping one across the face with his penis. He finished them all of quickly and began to talk to sara."ahhhh hey what size is your shoes?" Sara:"what? well thats only revealed after a couple of dates." Los:"do you plan to have any with me?" Sara:"why yes i do! you silly willy" Los and Sara then began to have a picnic for their first date. Then the Mysterious figure from beforew appeared before Los. MF:Los you have to meet up with void, the forces of SP and the jungle cunt stir. This is a sign for war. You two must gather up the forces of FR and begin planning for the turmoils of the future." MF vanishes as qucikly as he appeared.
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PostSubject: Re: Tales of the Cunt   Tales of the Cunt EmptySun Oct 30, 2011 12:57 pm

This needs illustration.
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PostSubject: Re: Tales of the Cunt   Tales of the Cunt EmptySun Oct 30, 2011 9:55 pm

Chapter 6 Plot shit etc etc FR begin the training for the dark cunt tourney!
Void and Bob stared in fear at how large the cunt had become, it had ensanred DK completely.
Los saw Void and Bob and ran to catch up to them. Los:"WTF HOW DID THIS BITCH GROW THIS HAIRY?" Bob and Void just stood there. The Mysterious figure appeared before them. MF:"This is your fate unless you go back now and train. It is the only way to kill the cunt." Bob, Los, and Void are teleported to FR by MF. Discussions between Los and Void began immediately. Void:"We are going to have to train in the divine ones, and then go and destroy pikru." Los:"True but how many in FR can handle the difference the divine one holds from regular FR?" Voids face got a solemn look on it while he thought on how a training program could go. Riley popped out with some weed in his mouth, with each smoke he took he said "Void, Los I have important info for ya. Pikru has ranked our strength." Los:"LOL I MUST BE GOD TIER." Riley"no los the rankings must people use go from S being the strongest and E being the weakest. The rankings for FR is Los Bob and Void are D and the rest are E."
Void and Los got worried looks on their faces. Riley:"but wait thers more pikru is having a dark cunt tourney probaly a TRAP to get all of her enemies. It begins in a year we best prepare ourselves LOL IM GONNA STAB AND KILL HER LOL" Void and Los then began to plan out the training schedules for the next year.


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PostSubject: Re: Tales of the Cunt   Tales of the Cunt EmptySun Oct 30, 2011 9:58 pm

I think its developing great
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PostSubject: Re: Tales of the Cunt   Tales of the Cunt EmptyMon Oct 31, 2011 4:41 pm

Omg, this is so interesting. lol. We need to have a separate section for "stories" so people can locate these more easily. I would be pleased to create the section if I could. Keep up the good work Bob.
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PostSubject: Re: Tales of the Cunt   Tales of the Cunt EmptyTue Nov 01, 2011 1:13 am

PUT ME IN A SEX SCENE WITH LOS GOGOGO
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