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PostSubject: World Jungle Cunt War 3... The Last Battle? The Allies vs the Cunt Powers.   Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:16 am

(Play music included in this post as the story progresses.)

A hero walks in the night alone, unaware of the
danger that looms about. It was a horrible situation to be put in...
I'm sure anyone would be paralyzed by the fear of getting lost... in the
cunt...
The horns sounded, I knew something was wrong. My comrade, Los wasn't
speaking, I grew worried over what fate may have fallen upon his poor
soul. I instantly knew, that it was none other than Pikru the Piranha
Plant, who was assaulting this brave man: Los needed help. And while
many of our finest FR men were not here to rush to the aid of one of our
most valiant warriors, I knew I would have to undergo the journey
alone, for XP and Sky were no help, in fact, they were burdens as you
will soon find out, and so was Sosa, hindering my plans.
I answered the call to arms...
I brought with me a machete, an m16 assault rifle, pain pills, and a
Molotov cocktail, knowing that the danger would be immense... I wasn't
so much as worried as whether I would be able to navigate my way out
through the (Forest) "Jungle" Maze the second time around... I was
worried if there would be a second time... I battled against fierce
"Zombie" like Jungle Cunt victims, who have been poisoned to the point
that they water her hairy leaves and thrive off of the sweaty-gooey
nectar that comes off of it. By the time I hacked my way through the
jungle with my machete and reached Los, I was already out of bullets for
my M16... left armed only with the machete, now worn down from over-use
from all the cutting. No machete was ever meant to cut through so
much, or such a dense jungle. My magnum was all I had left...

The foul beast had Los in its clutches, ready to eat him, but Tulat
sprung forth; turns out I was not the only warrior here. He and his
sword Ragnell, cut off the vine that was holding Los above the Jungle
Volcano, with two cracks in it, with dangerously acidic magma-like cum flowing forth, that nothing can escape once it
enters... I shot the wild beast herself with my magnum, but it had
little effect, it made her lift a vine up to cover her face, but the
vine just happened to be passing by the falling Lordlos, who used his
inner Ape instincts to grab onto it and swing to saftey. From there, it
was the three of us. Now, all of us, together... we made our Final
Rebellion... The last stand...
I assumed incognito form to play the role of support, cleverly, while
Tulat and Los took to the offense, and stormed Pikru's fort, which had
now just been built by her defenders, Sky and Sosa. Alas, my efforts
were in vain, as I was the first one picked off by the Jungle Cunt;
hanging upside down being severely flogged by the tentacle-like-vines
that Pikru controlled. The reason being, I suffered from friendly fire
incidents. For you see, the disguise I took upon was none other than my
brother, Riley, who has been long gone for quite some time... a
valuable Pikru Cunt Veteran. Sky and Sosa mistook my Oddish-looking
disguise for a deadly vine of Pikru's, and they tossed me into a
bush... Which then, a vine proceeded to lift me up, and you know what
happened. Los and Tulat, reluctantly, urged on forward,
knowing that I would need to be freed. They looked back once, and let
me know I was going to be alright. Tulat managed to receive a mod-rank,
and had an increased defense, allowing him to play the role of
defense. Los, remained on the offense; together, they fiercely battled
against Pikru and her tyranny. Mother Brainless Pikru tried
brainwashing more people, but as I hung upside down, being beaten, Los
and Tulat, struggling against Pikru, I called out to them, and told them
one thing... that we had to pray...

And so, pray we did. God answered our call, and came down himself in a
blinding light, too bright for us to see him, and freed the minds of the
poor Jungle Victims. Now, with the support of everyone who once saw
her as a hero, we fiercely opposed her. Los swung from vine to vine,
from jungle cunt tree to jungle cunt tree, and with his brute strength,
he ripped the vines that were holding me apart, freeing me. Los: "Now
we're even honkey." I nodded in agreement. I was unbanned. And I
joined the fray, as we all opposed Pikru, I, with my clever disguises,
managed to infiltrate her lair without being detected, twice. While
undergoing my espionage, I stumbled upon one of the Detested Creatures
favorite toys; Jetscreenshot. With this, I would be able to capture
images of what I witnessed. Then God bestowed upon me a power suit, and
I was able to harness the technology of the screenshot... And there I
played my new found role.


Los, Tulat, and everyone, attempting as best as they
could to vanquish the Jungle Cunt... Tulat tried to calm it down...
befriend it... show it mercy... but Los knew far too well that it would
be a grim... grim... mistake... if Tulat did... Los knew what he was
doing; being a veteran of both World Jungle Cunt War 1 and World Jungle
Cunt War 2, he had a knack for knowing what mindgames the foul beast
plays.

My story... is just beginning...


















































As shown using the power of Jet Screenshot that I acquired from Pikru... -----

Tulat
did battle with Pikru, playing the role of "tank/defense" holding her
at bay, while I supported him and used stat moves, inflicting ailments
on her, such as confusion. She inflicted wounds upon herself with
negative things, even making herself seem like a hypocrite and a moron.
Alas, she was immune to some of our most powerful attacks. As seen...
she ignored Tulat's questions... and my own... she was completely immune
to them. "I'm not answering you because you're unreasonable." "Why
don't you ask yourself that question." She even attempted to confuse
us. Where was Los you ask? Los was off, playing a vital role. We were
outflanked. There was no way we could take on Jungle Cunt, XP, and
Tadeo. So Los went to go do battle with them, easily, defeating them. I
switched to Double Incognito form, assuming the role of a Druggy
Canadian, and an African Scientologist. The power was enough to not
only assault the Jungle Cunt, but play mindgames with her on the inside
too. It had little effect, though, as the Jungle Cunt is desperate.
She will claw at anything she has in her disposal... she is
desperate... She claims she only has Sky, XP, Groudlet, and Sosa as her
"friends", but she still has the African Scientologist.

*Crackle,
boom, shake* The Earth was rattling beneath our feet. We knew
something was wrong. And unlike some of my most dangerous battles, I
did not have Eddie to lead us to safety this time around...
THE
MOLTEN ACIDIC MAGMA LIKE GOO THAT WAS COMING OUT OF THE JUNGLE CUNT GREW
VIOLENT. IT WAS READY TO ERUPT. THIS WAS THE JUNGLE CUNT'S FINAL
ATTACK. SHE WAS SO CONFUSED, HURT, BADLY BEATEN, AND DESPERATE, SHE
TRIED TO TAKE US ALL DOWN IN ONE FELL SWOOP.



Tulat,
Los, and myself assembled together, we called to the others, some
previous victims of the Jungle Cunt, and we fought through slews of
vines that got in our way. Tulat using his sword, Ragnell, he used
Great Teether (Coined word of Tulat and Aether) and cut a huge chunk of
the jungle cunt off... or so it seemed... the Jungle Cunt was so huge,
that he only cut through 0.1% of it. The flames however, set ablaze
like a wildfire, in front of us. It was dangerous as the flames could
cause flaming trees to fall on us, so Los used his LORDLOS SMAAAASH
attack and SMASHED his hands together, creating a sonic-boom, blowing
the flames, fanning the fire, and knocking the trees down forward,
(trees being cunt hairs.) We proceeded, until we came across the
Forbidden Asinine Ass of Untold Horrors. We were being chased by Jungle
Cunt Piranha Plants. Los and I quickly discussed what we should do in
this period of little time for decisions; to go around it, or to climb
above it. Then, I remembered that Aak said "Her ass is so flat and
small, she has no ass." So we had no choice but to brave the horrid
stench, and climb over the flat ass. I wasn't breathing the polluted
air because I was in my suit. It turns out the smell was coming from
shit she did not wipe because she's dirty, and does not wipe anyway. I
froze the shit, and we walked across it. Before all was said and done, I
tossed my molotov, melting the frozen shit, and the shit boiled, and
the Jungle Plants fell into the Pit of Shit... I need not say what
happened to them... We then realized we were surrounded by Jungle Cunts
all around us, in a 360. There were thousands of them, prepared to die
to stop us long enough for us to be obliterated by the soon-to-explode
Jungle Cunt Volcano. Los, Tulat, and I, fused our attacks, Tulat's
Great Teether, Los's Lordlos SMASH, and my Bigedo Beam. I then saw the
ship I stole from Green when I was traveling incognito as him, we all
ran to it. There was enough room for everyone (lucky Void was not
here.)

We did it... we escaped... the Jungle Cunt... We lived to
tell our tale... the Tale of World Jungle Cunt 3... As we looked down,
the jungle cunt magma was racing towards the sky, nearly hitting
Green's ship that he afforded by selling his mixtapes (which Los and I
stole because he's black and I'm Puerto Rican.) We flew far enough from
the cunt, to just hover above it, and watch what was happening... We
couldn't see if Pikru herself had survived the blast, but knowing how
dense the mighty roots of her pubic hairs were, chances are she
survived, too... We can only pray to God that the world will never have
to face such a horrible monster again... or be put at risk... of facing
this threat... Armageddon has yet to come; and it won't be caused by
Pikru... not as long as PFR is around... Final Rebellion's Pikru Free
Republic. And thus, we end our battle, our journey... and our story...


What
will become of the Free World if Pikru is not put to rest?... The
world should never have to find out... But for now, Final Rebellion's
Heroes, as well as our Ally, DK's Hero, can rest in peace... Ever alert
for the looming threat...

The three honorary heroes vs the foul beast Pikru.


Pikrughettolagichu

Tulat

Lordlos


PPV


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PostSubject: Re: World Jungle Cunt War 3... The Last Battle? The Allies vs the Cunt Powers.   Sat Oct 22, 2011 1:14 pm

Very well written story, the music helped, and it's long yet does not get boring.
10/10

Also, If you wanted a pic of my Ike just ask next time.
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PostSubject: Re: World Jungle Cunt War 3... The Last Battle? The Allies vs the Cunt Powers.   Sat Oct 22, 2011 1:22 pm

Yeah. The story was fun to right, too. I mostly need some kind of inspiration for these things; especially with my satirical taste. When the story starts getting boring, I tend to end it or look for a way to keep it entertaining. As for the picture; I wrote this from like, 2 to 5 AM (with some distractions, including the time it took to upload all of the screens), so the idea of adding pics came up after you went offline.
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PostSubject: Re: World Jungle Cunt War 3... The Last Battle? The Allies vs the Cunt Powers.   Sat Oct 22, 2011 2:53 pm

just stop already

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PostSubject: Re: World Jungle Cunt War 3... The Last Battle? The Allies vs the Cunt Powers.   Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:27 pm

XP you are such a hater. This is proof you are still a victim of Pikru's brainwashing powers. You need to be freed. Accept Jesus Christ as your savior and oppose the Jungle Cunt.
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PostSubject: Re: World Jungle Cunt War 3... The Last Battle? The Allies vs the Cunt Powers.   Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:05 pm

PPV this story was like..... LOL SO ENTERTAINING I LOVED EVERY SINGLE PART OF IT LOL I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER LMAO YOU SHOULD MAKE MORE LOLOLOLOL
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PostSubject: Re: World Jungle Cunt War 3... The Last Battle? The Allies vs the Cunt Powers.   Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:15 pm

lol. I can make more, but an event needs to happen, or some kind of inspiration needs to strike me. I think stories are more entertaining to people when they can relate to it.
Btw, tell Los to stop editting my post. That gets annoying.
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PostSubject: Re: World Jungle Cunt War 3... The Last Battle? The Allies vs the Cunt Powers.   Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:23 pm

wow youre seriously going to use the lord into this? - smh -

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PostSubject: Re: World Jungle Cunt War 3... The Last Battle? The Allies vs the Cunt Powers.   Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:43 pm

XP get over it and stop being the wetblanket of the party as usual, even Tulat didn't have a problem with that.

I'm looking for at least 5 fan approvals to make a sequel in the future Void.
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PostSubject: Re: World Jungle Cunt War 3... The Last Battle? The Allies vs the Cunt Powers.   Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:13 am

ok im not going to tell you what to do and not do but im just not going to condone this.

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PostSubject: Re: World Jungle Cunt War 3... The Last Battle? The Allies vs the Cunt Powers.   Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:12 pm

Xp if you have a problem with it don't look at it, and don't complain.It is not in your place to "condone" anything, if you know your not gonna like what you see don't click it.We understand you care for the jungle cunt, but we all dislike her, we are not asking you to join in and insult her, and I TRY not to talk about her in chat while your around so don't say shit if we talk about her here.
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PostSubject: Re: World Jungle Cunt War 3... The Last Battle? The Allies vs the Cunt Powers.   Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:51 pm

Very well said Los. I'm having prequels in mind; or maybe just a story from a random incident, but it won't be up to WJCW3 as far as story goes; so you won't get your upgrades/enhancements until the story progresses Los. It probably won't be as long as WJCW3 either; or as good. I consider this story to be an "Epic", rather than merely a story.
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PostSubject: Re: World Jungle Cunt War 3... The Last Battle? The Allies vs the Cunt Powers.   Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:07 am

Unfortunately, one of the videos I had in the story has been set to private now. I cannot find the same song lasting more than two minutes, thus, making it impossible to fill its niche properly. I will have to replace it altogether. It was the one that played right when the screenshots started coming in; how unfortunate.
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