Los: Greet normally and discuss brawl and FR
Bob: Sic wolves on him, then eat his body to gain his power.
Sky: Hug and ask her out
Soul: Nothing, as I wouldn't be able to tell. I don't know him. Smile and wave.
Lugia: Hang out. Drink together.
PPV: Tell him to teach me better Spanish, then beat him laglessly in brawl with my worst character.
Groudlet: Just smile and wave. Ask him why he's such a hick.
Masta: ... I have no idea...
Turbo: Smile and wave
Riley: Get in my fursuit and force him to get on my back and run around on all fours like a rat horsey, then buttfuck him while still in the suit.
AAK: Brawl him laglessly and lol at whatever the results are, then go have tea with him.
Zerker: Rape him in brawl for the 999999th time and get called a noob even though I 3 stock him.