Chapter 3: Hand Dealt. The Black Ace revealed!
Bob walked along the street passing house by house.
The silihoutte of the man on the pony began getting closer.
Announcer: Whats this!? looks like a mysterious figure riding some horse creature is about to attack bob! will he be able to fend him off!?
out of nowhere king strikes bob in the face. bob flew backwards and landed on his feet and turned around to see who had hit him, it was the gay ass pony loving loser who loves horse cock Steven GayCockLord King.
King: Hey, bob, Still a immature little brat?
Bob: if that you mean better than you in everyway yes you cock gobbling bitch ass.
Bob then jumped at king and punched him sending him flying. His pegasus Celestia catching him
King: Lol, bitch feel my brony gayness
King then began emitting a rainbow light sending bob into a hellish gay nightmare where all things are rainbows and sunshine.
Bob: shit i knew going against his gay ass pony magic was a bad idea, he wont get close enough for me to hit.
Everything around bob began growing flowers on them and care bears began appearing everywhere asking for a hug.
Bob: no this is too gay.......
Bob began kneeling on one knee disgusted by the amount of gay showing.
Bob passed out on the ground......
In bobs head
"Do you want power?"
"Do you have purpose?"
Bob:wtf are you talking about?
"What is your purpose?"
Bob: i dont know
"Let me show you OUR purpose"
Announcer: I guess bob couldn't taste the rainbow. i guess Kin....
He did not get to finish his sentence as bob rose up
a Mask was on his face.
King: who the fuck are you?
"Bob": the Bogeyman.
"Bob" launched a Ball of pure insanity at King. It connect and destroyed celestia. King fell to the ground. All beat up from the impact he looked up at "Bob" in fear.
King: what the fuck are you? get away from me!
King began running as fast as he could away from "bob"
"Bob": Jack be nimble
King ran into a building and up the stairs. "Bob" began running after him
"Bob": Jack be quick.
"Bob" instead of entering the building jumped on to a building next to it. King was still running up flights of stairs
"Bob": Jack jumped over the candle stick. Jack jumped high
"Bob" was facing the building seeing where king was headed.
"Bob": Jack jumped low.
King saw him too late, and screamed for help
"Bob": Jacked jumped over.... and BURNT HIS TOE
Bob lunged through the window and sliced off Kings head. King disappeared in a flash of light. The mask dissappeared and bob fell unconscious.
????: looks like we got us a white boi :Mastasmirk:
???? prepared his xenu beam when out of no where a spear came out and hit him in the face.