Yo, this shit's about to get tight tight tight, I'ma get laid tonight-night-night.
What's up yall in da hood, I'm feelin fine and mighty fuckin' good.
I'ma bust a fine kickin' beat, and ye know I don't fuckin cheat.
I ain't like Lordlos kissin' many gurlz feet, so just relax and take a seat.
I'm like God yo, I can't be beat, I ain't neva gonna taste any defeat.
I was a General in the Red Ribbon Army, but them ugly bitches ain't got nothin' awhn me.
I'm the greatest there ever was, can't ye see? I'm General BLUE, the color of the sea.
Takin' a stroll along the streets, many girls lookin' for me to meet, comin' up an' sayin "wanna fuck BAY-BEE"?
Drivin' in my Mercades Benz, don't matta how much money I need ta spend.
I'm so fuckin rich, I can get any bitch, don't matta which, just as long as it ain't that ugly girl from Lilo and Stitch.
Many girls lookin' for a ride and are gonna hitch, but once they're wit me they ain't wanna switch.
I'm fuckin' fly, you see me in the sky, once I get in my jet, you know ye gonna die, now that ye know yall gonna cry, it's easy to see, no reason to wonder why.
I'm the best fuckin rappa, way betta den Lordlos that fuckin' fappa, I rap fasta than fairess can trap ya and any hoe I can tappa, I even rap fasta than the typin that come outta Fagsta, I bust more rhymes than that nigga Nappa, don't mess wit me or I'll straight up slap ya. Lordlos look Donkey Kong, thinkin' he so fuckin' strong, but I'll tell ye, dat nigga's wrong.
Riley tryin' ta hate, but everyone know he can't appreciate,
he just sittin' there all day and night, wonder with whom he wants ta fight
I ain't like XP, no, I'm not fuckin' gay, I'm metrosexual, that shit ain't the same, just hatin' on me because I'm special yuh
My phone's a bitch, it's a shitty Droid, it's about as disposable as ye leada Void.
That nigga Masta think he da shit, but everyone know he ain't got no wit
he just keeps on typin thinkin' he all wit it, but that nigga ain't know when ta quit
My nigga Bob, he's a fuckin' slob, fat as hell and looks like a blob, but hey I ain't complainin', at least he does his job, does it fasta than a nigga on a jog
That nigga Negga, he's a fuckin' pretenda, tryin ta get at me bein loud as a blenda
That motha fucka Tulat, tryin' ta do a lot, but bitch, I ain't need to do squat 'cause I'm all we got.
Faggot as Turbo thinks he's as valuable as gold, but nah, I shit out prettier pennies than any nigga could have stole, he's a piece of shit that needs ta learn his role, 'cause pretty soon, the laws will say for him to date a loli that he's way too old. Blonde hair and blue eyes, this nigga thinks he's sly, but he fails at any disguise, and he's about as pretentious as that nigga Rai. He mad because I'm killin' lolis, bitch knows he ain't got nothin' awhn me. He an ugly ass nerd and smells like a turd, yo straight up nigga heed mah word, he ain't neva take a showa, too busy screamin "White Powa".
This mother fucker Bozo thinks he knows everything yo, but I'ma tell you what, he just plain loco and pretty damn slow, nobody wanted to believe, but now I can tell ya I wasn't tryin' ta deceive, I told ye so.
I once saw Skysong in a tight ass thong, and bitch, I'ma tell you what I saw is just plain wrong, don't stare too long, 'cause what I saw is comparable to Medusa it's that fuckin' strong.
If ye all in a war, and ye losin' by 4, don't enta Groudlet, he's not your best bet, enter me and ye won't even fret, and about that victory yo foes hoped for, that shit they ain't gonna get, so they just betta forget.
So about that bitch that got fuckin banned, she was seekin' some more head from an ugly man, then by popular fuckin' demand 'cause dat was da plan, she got kicked out of every clan, if I cross that bitch I promise to reprimand, we all know who I'm talkin' bout, don't even need me ta shout, her fuckin' name is Pikru, she think she is but she ain't shrewd, paranoid as fuck, she be runnin amok, lookin' for a nigga ta fuck, hopin ta get a "loli pop" ta suck, she's fat as a truck and more ugly than that ugly duck.
I'ma end it here and grab a cold ass beer, none of you can come at me 'cause ye all bitch ass queers.
You know it's True, I'm General Blue and I'm superior to all of You and your punk ass Crew.