Void's Stats and Attributes: Supreme Heavy weight. Heaviest in the (animal) kingdom. Has huge toothpicks that come out of his mouth that he uses to assist in eating (and cleaning his teeth), which is every minute of the day. Is quite smart since he is religious. Special Attack: Rendered "Void" - Void uses his fat to render any blunt attacks useless.
John's Stats and Attributes: Also a heavy weigh, but not to the extent that Void is. His penis changed locations since it wanted to be closer to Turbo's mouth, and has since moved to his nose. He has a constant erection, which is only large because he thinks of Turbo non-stop throughout the day. It's large, and sharp (because he's always thinking of Turbo as I said). "He's pretty athletic for a fat guy" and can run and is agile. Special Attack: Horny High Tech "Horn" (his penis): John thinks of Turbo and his horn sharpens and becomes incredibly large and pointy. It can pierce through almost anything.